"This it water, not COVID." Gulp. Gulp. Gasp.
"COVID water is real." Nodding assertively.
"If you drink it, then you'll have COVID!" (All smiles.)
"Bye, Mom!"
*****
Elijah told me that his stomach was hurting last night.
"Maybe it's because you feel bad about something you did and need to repent?" I gently suggested. "Why don't you say a prayer?"
"Dear Heavenly Father,
]I'm sorry that I was mean to the guinea fowl today.
I'm sorry that I shouted at them.
I'm sorry that I threw rocks at them.
I'm sorry that I chased them.
I'll try never to do that again."
No wonder the guinea fowl were unhappy today. The things you learn when you listen to your kid's prayers.
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The power went off Sunday night and was still off when we went to sleep.
It came back on at 2:33 am. Do you know how we knew that?
Xai came rushing around the house to declare the good news to everyone!
He'll be a great missionary. He'll just need to learn about the timing of his approach.
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