Windows, alligators and headmasters

 Drew just hear me say, “We have too many windows open!!” In his sick mind, he wondered for a solid few seconds, “What do windows have to do with the computer?”

Liesl just spent a few moments making her stuffed white alligator eat Piper's arm up and down while Piper played the piano. After the alligator was done eating, Liesl consoled Piper.

“Don't worry. I'm the headmaster. I will make your arm come back.”

Whew. So glad we have a headmaster around!

Proper Public Protocol Preparation

 Piper asked Xai not to pick his nose or scratch his bum when he goes into public later this morning.

"Noooo! I don't want to go into public!" Xai wailed.

"Do you know what the 'public' is?" Piper inquired.

"It's where you have to be proper," Xai replied sullenly.

"Do you know how to be proper?" 

Xai replied, "Yah.  It means no picking your nose."

He immediately started picking his nose.  Piper watched him dumbfounded for a moment and then asked, "What are you doing, Xai?"

"I'm emptying it out."